"You are the chosen one."
"You. The evil god wakes. Without you, he cannot be defeated."
"What must I do?"
"Ask your grandmother to come out of retirement."
"She's the ultimate warrior."
"But... Why don't you ask her?"
"She is scary!"
"We chose wisely."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@vicorva also I'm failing at using public transport.
Re done with this employer, I think I'll be fine.
@vicorva kinda stressed.there are people working on the water pipes in my bathroom right now, and I just turned in my work laptop
@Rowyn You can get root beer here if you go looking for it, but in Germany the standard nonalcoholic drink that's called "beer" is malt beer
@owl I'm switching from the bluetooth keyboard I used with my own laptop back to my "main" keyboard, which uses an additional USB dongle. I'd been using the latter with my work laptop. Switching keyboards was easier than switching the dongle thing between laptops.
Programmer by day, anxious artist & writer by later in the day.
ace, approaching 40
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