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New time!

I'm kind of a mess -- but a friendly one!

I'm an author, a , and a moon in training.

I talk a lot about my familiar, Merlin the cat.

I post a lot of and for free -- mostly cute creatures and monster romance and .

I toot awkward true stories in

I love

I'm the eldest of seven siblings and nearly all of us are queer.

I'm very awkward but do say hello!

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I wrote a book!

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If you love D&D and traditional fantasy with a twist, you might well enjoy BOOKS & BONE!

-scholars and libraries!
-black magic!
-zombie friends!
-evil necromancers but ... friendly?
-ace romance!

Follow Ree, necromancer town archivist, as she attempts to keep her family and neighbours from killing a foppish, arrogant, and amiable historian from the world beyond the crypt.

Sample and buy links: victoriacorva.xyz/books/books-

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I am excited to share with you a confounding and captivating collection of arcane curiousities to add a spark of the strange and silly to your of choice.

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Corva's Curious Compendium: systemless spells, items and oddities for your home game.

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She saw on TV that ghosts made things cold, and she’d always had chilly feet at night.

So she found a stone with a hole through the middle and she waited under the covers until the chill made her toes curl.

Gently, she sat up, closing one eye and holding the stone up to the other.

Shimmering and thin as a beam of moonlight, the cat stretched and resettled on her feet.

She smiled and went back to bed, careful not to kick.

She’d always wanted a cat.

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β€˜It’s just a pigeon,’ said the girl. β€˜Let it die.’

The boy lifted it with gentle hands. It was too weak to struggle. He could feel its heartbeat against his fingertips. β€˜It just needs help, that’s all.’

He nursed it day and night. Warmed it by a lamp, cleaned its wounds. Fed it from his hand. Every day it grew stronger. And larger.

After a week, it was the size of a cat. A month, a dog. It gazed at him with adoring eyes. And one day, it would carry him into the sky.

it's my birthday on friday!

so of course i put up a bundle of all my books on Itch for a special price. (you can also get just one of them on sale if you have the others)

itch.io/s/34926/jlps-45th-birt

the bundle contains two novels and two short fiction collections. they're all really different from each other!

if you prefer print (and the print editions are lovely, if i do say so myself) you can get them on amazon: amazon.com/Jennifer-Lyn-Parson

Aha! I have roped Joh and someone else into Fall Guys so that I do not spiral during the Time of Uncertainty

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(all my friends who play in this specific 7 Days game, to be clear)

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All my friends but one have confirmed to play 7 Days tonight

but we need all of us to play

*stares at discord*

Update: Joh is in the morph suit again.

I think this is the new thing.

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The richest 1% of people produce more than twice the COβ‚‚ than the literal billions who make up the poorest half of humanity.

Looking at this, my bed kinda looks flag-like for some countries but it's just two different duvets and a mis-matched bedsheet.

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Our cat did not so much as twitch at this development.

All in all, a pretty normal night in the Corva household, but at least this time I got pictures.

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They didn't want to leave the morph suit so we ended up staying up late, me reading in the dark and them holding very still except when they would move very, very quietly to a new position

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Joh found their morph suit last night and discovered it was very good for swaddling and sensory things

Anyway I found out by rolling over and seeing this:

UK pol, petition link, boosts encouraged 

There's a UK parliament official petition going around with the goal of having the Gender Recognition Act reformed to better accommodate Transgender and Non Binary identities. Link below for anyone who can sign, :boost_ok: for everyone else

petition.parliament.uk/petitio

Can V finish their damn book?

Tune in daily to find out!

:psyduck:

this week's public to-do list: 

-apply to a new audiobook narration platform
-FINISH WRITING MY DAMN BOOK

I got a lovely comment about my book this weekend and I'm still all happy snuggly about it

This is what I'm like everytime I get a nice comment about my book

WHICH is why you should always tell writers when you enjoyed their writing ^_^

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